1 / 16
You cabbaged my favorite pen. - you stole my favorite pen.
Dalej
2 / 16
I’m happier than a dog with two dicks. - I’m extremely happy
3 / 16
I had to bang out the final report in just a few hours.
4 / 16
I was so daced when she saw me so drunk
5 / 16
6 / 16
The way they handled that is fadiculas.
7 / 16
Your feet keff man.
8 / 16
I made a butt of myself trying to sing last night!
9 / 16
10 / 16
How much do I weigh? Nunya!
11 / 16
I was off my tits last night.
12 / 16
Damn porch monkey get off the couch and take a walk.
13 / 16
He thought he could try me, so I had to put the smack down to show him out.
14 / 16
Traffic today is moving like crap through a goose.
15 / 16
He’s always tooting his own horn.
16 / 16
I will give my kingdom in hell for a piece of that cake.
